February 2008


I was using “Contempt” in Presentation on WordPress, but since I can actually see the Great Majority of the internet now, (barring some niggling little details that didn’t get better, like word verification. Lord, I hate word verification, apparently the problems were actually due to me and not the pc. Who knew?) it’s high time Ye Olde Blog got a bit ….prettier, if such an adjetive may be used. I wanted a bit of color, but I haven’t figured out quite what blog scheme I want yet, and I’m in the process of figuring out how to create a Header. Oh the fun. Added a few more things to Links, but not many, been busy. Wish the words were in white instead of grey, too. Not groovin’ on the orange, either, too dark. Eh, I’ll figure it out.

…Hmmm, the current one doesn’t look bad, but the header is turning out to be a pain in the ass. Wish I could afford photoshop, but noooo, I’m stuck with Paint. If I try the trial version, I wonder if I can pick it up quick enough to make a header before the trial expires?

stupid stupid stupid sinus cold, the blasted medicine isn’t working for it and my throat itches, damn it all, and why can’t I stop sneezing? And there’s two annoying, painful pimples that appeared the day before on opposite sides of my neck, directly across from each other, and they hurt. Who the hell gets pimples on their neck, anyway, s’a bad spot for ‘em, I think. Hm. And the underside of my nose hurts, and I can’t stop hacking, and that fucking pressure from my sinuses Won’t. Leave. You’d think, wouldn’t you, that since sinuses were draining into my throat then my nose would be clear enough to breath from. But nooooo……I make a horrible patient. And did I mention my ear was crackling yesterday? That’s a Bad Sign. Means an ear infection is on the rise if my sinuses don’t clear up.  If onlyI had a T-shirt that read

Just

Fucking

Miserable.

Hurmph.

In the hectic midst of updating and trying to find all those sites I had bookmarked, since T hasn’t managed to drop by and rescue the data from the old pc yet. Not a pressing concern, except I would like the sound driver on that thing so I can listen to music. UTube doesn’t quite have that ‘oomph’ without the sound. Which is kind of ironic, since the sound-but-not-picture worked for the old one. Ah, irony. Or maybe I’ll just add it into the Series of Mildly Unfortunate Events, since despite my numerous complaints (quite a few, I’m well aware of how I haven’t shut up about it, but it’s the only thing I seem do with certainty lately) it doesn’t qualify for the Series of Very Unfortunate Events. I desperately need to rescue that internet college site from the old pc though, since I haven’t been able to find it and it’s needed for that aid thingie. Mmm, might need to nag a bit.

Should’ve put this up the day before like I’d planned to, but I plumb forgot. Theo Jansen, whom I’d found by accident, makes skeletons which are able to walk via windpower. I thought it was almost unbearably cool. He started out with a flying saucer over the town of Delft in ‘80, which panicked the populace, not to mention the local police force. Go Figure. His beings are most definitely an artform, I especially liked the Animaris Rhinoceros Transport. Loek van der Klis has been working with Theo Jansen since ‘02 (Lord, time flies) on the evolution of the ‘Beach Animals’ and he’s also been documenting the evolution process. Wonderful work all around!

Link to website here

-Edited to fix the link. For some reason it didn’t copy/paste the one I thought it did, which was someone else’s post instead. Damnable thing.

Hello there! I’ve found some interesting things out, yes indeedy. For
isntance, is there a particular reason there’s two different accessability
entryways for Windows? I was just shown last night there’s a magnifying
glass on here,(and fuck knows it wasn’t located the easy route, it makes
me wonder what else windows has been hiding from me) which for some
Godforsaken reason I need to use because the font on java refuses to enlarge
itself. It’s only, like, a millimeter high. A very, very small millimeter.
Even had remote assistance download/update the newest java (he was a sweetheart, really, most people would’ve sneered and gapped, I think he just snickered a bit at the ineptitude) but it didn’t make it any bigger. Damn java, been messing with me for *Years*, I tell you. Years.

There’s more interesting things than java, though. I found an optical illusion
page! They’ve got some nice stuff, though some of it doesn’t ‘work’ quite right.
For instance, on one illusion there’s supposed to be narrowing lines of black
and white checkers moving crossways, but it only takes a second or three to relax your eyes and watch the checkerboard for a while without the narrow-ness. If you’re having trouble with it, try not to focus on the individual squares, which is what you’re eyes are being drawn to because of the contrasting color and opposite movement, but the square board as a whole instead. May take practice, but it’s interesting to watch a whole checkerboard moving in straight lines.

Link for Checkered Squares here

This one I adore, the rotating snake effect. I could watch that for quite some time and not get bored. Love the Snake illusions, all wonderful.

Link located for Rotating Snake here

Then there’s this one, where the rings are supposed to rotate but don’t. Hopefully you’ll get something out of it.

Link to Irritating Non-Rotating Movement here

This one here is fun, and it’s a simple one. That and I find the hidden message incredibly amusing.

Link located for Message here

I don’t understand the Waterfall Affect with the Buddah. I think I know what’s supposed to be going on, is the Buddah supposed to be wavy after it appears? Because it’s flat, and the Buddah itself is off-center, but not wavy. From the description it seemed like the type of illusion that would work, I tried lengthening and shortening the times before the Buddah statue appeared and it’s irritating me that it doesn’t seem to be working, so what is happening to the Buddah statue? What’s it doing or are other people (You, perhaps) getting errors?

Link for Buddah Located here

Then there’s this one, where one colored bar is supposed to be looking as if it moves to the right. Doesn’t seem to be, looks like it’s moving to the left, but at a slower pace.

Link located for Bars here

Here’s another image that ‘works’, but this one takes a bit of practice. The subtlety is practically dripping off the monitor, I tell you.

Link for Eye Jittering here

There’s a swirly thing, but I’m not sure I believe the description on why it looks ’swirly’. To me, doesn’t seem like you need to focus on on the middle at all. There’s three separate parts to the picture, and each has it’s own black/white/black alternating sequence moving in a different direction, and as the colors switch the edges of the sections play off each other, which to me, is why it’s ’swirly’. But then, it also says that the ’swirling’ motion won’t stick if you look at the center, then look away, and I haven’t seen a change in the motion with those directions, so it might not be doing what it’s supposed to. It’s still an interesting image, though, all things considered.

Link to Swirls located here

Here’s a set bar, where you’re supposed to see four black squares. There isn’t four, there’s only two of each color, they’re black and white and they interchange very rapidly. Reminds me of those florescent bars people use in lighting large buildings, they’ve got the same flicker rate. Not as annoying as the lights, though.

Link located here

Not last and not least, Daisy’s Shadowed Dancing Figure! Interesting thing, apparently the image was ganked and the maker was removed, n’then Someone Unknown stuck some crap about which way the figure rotates being the hemisphere people use, among other misinformation. I hate misinformation. Also, I take the half-circle comment back, and I’m gratuitously blaming my java for it on the old pc. It was an awfully jerky thing, runs much smoother now, and it doesn’t look like it jumps anymore, either, which was probably where the half-circle fallacy came from. Boy was I wrong on that one. Weird thing, though, if you hit one of the tiny tiny buttons in the picture up top and to the right, it gives the figure *Eyes*. Really, really creepy yellow pinpoints. Very Creepy. Gave me an idea for a painting, and I’ve so many ideas squirreled away that I don’t need another, but oh-well. Still find it easy to change the figure’s direction, though.

Link located for Shadow Figure here

On the upside, I think I found the problem with some of the color-perceived-different images.
It isn’t in 3-D. Or rather, it is, but it also looks flat, which is why the colored squares on some change and some don’t. I notice that if the squares I’m asked to be viewed are closer together, they change if the perspective is different. If they’re not close, and a few things are between them, they (the colors) don’t visually change, or they don’t do it well irregardless of the square’s angle, at least enough for me to take note.

Good example here, where the colors of the squares don’t change for me after the red bars are removed.

Link located for Example 1 here

Here’s another example, where the first square color visually ‘changes’, while the second square’s colors don’t.

Link located for Example 2 here

Have fun with the optical illusions, there’s quite a few on that page, and most of them I found enjoyable. There’s some interesting ‘animals’ coming up tomorrow, that aren’t alive but were based on nature, very interesting, too. He’s a wonderful mechanic, his creations remind me a little of the optical illusions, I’m hoping you’ll enjoy them.