Alright, this is mildly amusing. What’s your sexual nationality, complete with a British Passport Checker who quizes you. Bit unlike all the other quizes I’ve done, as it’s animated, and she (the passport person) also does an imitation at the end. Claims I’m 60% Swedish, and they were kind enough to give me a recipe for meatballs! Keep in mind the brassy site is also advertizing massage oil, so don’t mind the ad. They also give massage basics at the end, though, which you might find helpful. And so, the ‘Are You British In Bed’ quiz, linked below, which I found on Podblack’s wordpress page. They’ve got some nice reading for skeptics of multiple kinds, too, that Podblack. Was chugging through sexology and science m’self, but it seems my eyes are too heavy to keep up today. Pursuit of knowledge is tirin’.
Link to Bed Nationality quiz here
The Impossible Quiz

Kind of surprised I got that many right as I’ve forgotten the periodic tabled number for Magnesium and some of those questions are just, well, really screwed up. Eleven minutes and some odd seconds were spent on it, I winged it, so best of luck to you! Just keep hitting ‘pass’ at the bottom of the page to bypass the ads when you’ve finished.
Hangman, complete with animated stick figure and three ways to die! Your little stick figure gets a golden trophy to heft aloft if you win! Hardest word so far? Defragmentation!

Top Songs In M’Head
(I almost want to query m’self and see if I can, in fact, hum ‘Melancholy Baby’)
The Beatles – Eleanor Rigby
Three Doors Down – Kryptonite
Edie Brickell & New Bohemians – A Hard Rain’s Gonna Fall
Judy Garland – Me & My Shadow
Meat Puppets – I Quit
Phil Ochs – Draft Dodger Rag (Don’t ask, I’m not even sure m’self)
Our Lady Peace – Superman’s Dead
Everclear – Wonderful
Jefferson Airplane – Stop Children, What’s That Sound
Nirvana – Plateau
Men At Work – Dr Heckyll & Mr Jive
Scissor Sisters – Return To Oz
Freedy Johnston – This Perfect World
The Wallflowers – I Started A Joke (I know, not the original, but I like this one better)
(A-ha, turns out I’m not able to hum ‘Melancholy Baby’, the piano work is too varied for a good hummin’)
There’s images that are supposed to go in this post, but I seem to’ve forgotten how the hell to upload again, so it might be a bit before they show.

May 7, 2008 at 10:46 pm
You’re welcome.
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