God, there’s mushrooms growing out of my living room ceiling. Large ones, they just fell downwards earlier today. Have to call the handiman again, he was supposed to be over to fix the damn leak from the tub ages ago, kept putting us off cuz his list was so big (the shrooms / leaking area is over the living room), it’s split half the panel apart lengthwise and I’ve been finding the screws that held it up the past week, they’ve fallen out. Found the cats batting it around…..yeah, dangling mushrooms. And the guy has to get to the tub through my closet, and the room isn’t big enough for my crap so dunno quite where to put the closet-things when he’s fixing it. God. Mushrooms of all things, that’s a new one. Ceilings falling in are old, but…mushrooms. I want a smoke.